1. "Alas! My cobbler." The old maid flailed her arms in anguish as her kidney bean surprise fell from her lap. "Honey, I told you your knees are too fragile. I offered my wings..." clucked the chicken in disapproval. The couple had hit a rough patch after Mr. Chicken found the maid's male concubine at the bottom of the stairs earlier that morning.
2. "But if true love's kiss won't wake this fair maiden, what will?" The large chicken man began to sob.
3. The ceremonial burying-of-the-dairy maid was almost complete. "Now to set the girl on fire," cooed the rooster priest.
4. "I really don't think this woman goes with the decor." The badger nodded in agreement.
5. "I finished my thesis!" The scientist was too excited to notice his children's homicidal practices.